Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.

Parents: Ok, cool.

Me: Your luggage is outside

She's So Mean

hurrizzle:

She’s got her wicked sense of humor, can’t believe what she says
She drinks Bacardi in the morning ‘til it goes to her head
And all you want is just to hold her, but she don’t go for that
She has a hard time coming when she can’t hit back

Saying yeah, you want her but she’s so mean
(You’ll never let her go, why don’t you let her go?)
Yeah, you want her but she’s so mean
(You’ll never let her go, why don’t you let her go?)

A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that caused them to jump was fixable.

Every single one.

(Source: waste-it-dreaming, via diiepression)